(via poetic)

me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via notgivingaflyingfuckk)

jeremykaye:

A-three.
monobearr:

evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE

monobearr:

evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE

(via stability)

bagmilk:

when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

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(Source: heteroh, via guy)

(Source: pyathon, via choreograph)

the-thorster:

The real reason Bucky left (original caps)

(via secondbornprincess)

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via stability)

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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(Source: yorshs, via madamerobin)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!

(via madamerobin)